By popular demand, the following is my 4-year-old's version of in-flight entertainment performed live on a British Airways trans-Atlantic flight this past summer.
It is July 2007 and MIGHTY MOUSE has befriended the obviously pregnant German WOMAN across the aisle.
MIGHTY MOUSE: Do you have a baby in your tummy?
(WOMAN bites her bottom lip, attempting to contain her amusement.)
(WOMAN cannot hold back and begins to giggle. HUSBAND--hers not mine, who is conveniently absent--begins to blush.)
(My turn to blush. WOMAN is laughing so hard she can't speak.)