Pity Party, Table for One

1. The dentist office lost my forms but managed to make me sit through sixteen x-rays. 
2. The credit card company put a hold on our card because of 'suspicious activity.'  It's called moving, people!
3. My wedding dress was the only item water damaged while in storage. Can mold come out of brocade? 
   
4. The pediatrician's office took two hours to read the girls' Canadian immunization records. 
5. I drove over 45 minutes to another town to buy a lawn mower only to have my credit card declined.  Again!
6. The university I applied to lost my online application twice.  The third version I completed long hand and faxed only to be sent a bill for not applying online. Visa and Mastercard accepted.